мухи насрали, 28-10-2004 12:36:54

пиздатые новины.
"начал... сибя никантралировать" - просто охуительно!

контра, 28-10-2004 12:40:55

злорадно ржал

Чмопиздрокл, 28-10-2004 12:41:17

пятое место - ахтунк галимый

контра, 28-10-2004 12:44:09

6-е место- вот уж внотуре АХТУНК!

вынос тела через 15 минут, 28-10-2004 12:45:17

шестое место - явный ахтунг. поделом!

Александр Григорьевич Лукашенко, 28-10-2004 12:50:27

Обычно не читаю, но это пиздец как весило.

пиздобол, 28-10-2004 12:53:42

Пиздец на свете далбоебов. А почему ни одного русского нет?

вито (слышу голоса), 28-10-2004 13:02:20

ха ха ха блять

Нехуйовый Тузик, 28-10-2004 13:02:34

Блять. Это что то старое кажеца

Отто Пыр, 28-10-2004 13:05:54

пиздобол 28-10-2004 16:53

ты первый! .... а хуле такие вопросы задайош

Vikksa, 28-10-2004 13:07:05

а чё бы и ни захуйарить! Миня тут адин проста учит пральна разгаваривать))) гы)))

Пикур, 28-10-2004 13:07:22

Андрюханах! ЖЖОШ

temma, 28-10-2004 13:07:29

Забавно ))

Флинт, 28-10-2004 13:10:46

это уже не новость нихуя. далбайобы они визде далбайобы, хуле. местами правда улыбнуло.

Vikksa, 28-10-2004 13:11:18

Ну а хуля не постить? Дайобываю))

йобнутый, 28-10-2004 13:14:19

афтар напесал ахуенна !!! хто протифф пусть разабйот сибе ибала ап стенку са ста метрафф !!!

Rous, 28-10-2004 13:15:56

ржал так што праслезилсо

Vikksa, 28-10-2004 13:17:06

А прет миня от перванаха, вот и хуйарю)) Или апять даебывайу)))

я забыл подписацца, асёл, 28-10-2004 13:21:48

А так чо скажут...

Vikksa, 28-10-2004 13:22:26

аслиха я, я женчина!))))))

ss#2 (драчу на сандру насич), 28-10-2004 13:37:34

зачёт.

ПалНамоченый, 28-10-2004 13:55:12

Билять, автар! Нильзя так до слёзной истерики давадить людей. Чуть не помер ат смеха. Если п помер, был бы в дисятке нах притиндентаф на премию.

Errorneous , 28-10-2004 14:01:57

Посмиялсо...

Супружеский изменщик, 28-10-2004 14:12:19

охуенно смешно. мегариспект афтару!

НАХ, 28-10-2004 14:15:45

Дык билять уже ни новоссть нихуйа!
Но абъеботано прекольна.
Респект.

2- Vikksa28-10-2004 17:22
Былоп-чем гардицца!
Йасен пень,- аслиха! Ссама ат сибя прецца!

oval, 28-10-2004 14:15:55

Есть! Есть и русские в этом списке.
Короче, отправили ремонтную бригаду какого-то нахуйэнерго ЛЭП починять. Ну приехали они на место, повыбрасывали весь инструмент из кузова и давай сами разгружаться. Так вот долбоёб умудрился не глядя приземлиться точно очком на лом, который ! воткнулся ! в землю.

А ещё один мудила поехал покататься на ИЖике (двухколёсная такая хуйня), а чтоб не продуло одел телогрейку задом наперёд. Ну видно бухнул слегка и улетел в канаву, лежит там в несознанке, а тут мимо односельчане проезжали - смотрят свой. Ёбтыть да он же шею себе свернул! (видать тоже синие были) и совместными усилиями хрясь её обратно. Тут ему пиздец окончательный и настал.

НАХ, 28-10-2004 14:18:05

Да диствитильна жалака што Расия ни участвуит. навирняка идеотофф ни меньше!

Эмбецыл Бес Будущива, 28-10-2004 14:19:08

Патешыл,патешыл.....Далбаебизм бес границ.....

НАХ, 28-10-2004 14:20:12

2-oval28-10-2004 18:15
Нихуййа!
Эта фсе байки па типу баик скорай помащи.

АхтунгБля Капут !!!!!!, 28-10-2004 14:41:20

грят годикаф так **дцать назад такую премию присудили вадалазу.... он сцука сгарел на дериве ва время лиснова пажара . Твм вирталетнах набирал вады в озире гиде эта далбаебина купулась...или драчила пака жина не видит..
или рфбак ипала = хуй с ним . Иво зачирпнули проста а патом вылили на несчаснае дериво . Вот так - бляв гринпис ззачислен без фсупитыльных !!!!!

Бляо Дун, 28-10-2004 14:54:44

Оригинал тута, беспесды:

Darwin Awards are out for 2003

Yes, these are all true. They are finally out again. It's an annual honour
given to the person who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing
themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way. Last year's winner
was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine which toppled over on top of
him as he was attempting to tip a free soda out of it. And the nominees this
year in reverse order are:

7. A young Canadian man, searching for a way of getting drunk cheaply,
because he had no money with which to buy alcohol, mixed gasoline with
milk.
Not surprisingly, this concoction made him ill, and he vomited into the
fireplace in his house. This resulting explosion and fire burned his
house down, killing both him and his sister.

6. A 34-year-old white male found dead in the basement of his home died
of suffocation, according to police. He was approximately 6' 2" tall and
weighed 225 pounds. He was wearing a pleated skirt, white bra, black and
white saddle shoes, and a woman's wig. It appeared that he was trying to
create a schoolgirl's uniform look. He was also wearing a military gas
mask that had the filter canister removed and a rubber hose attached in its
place. The other end of the hose was connected to one end of a hollow
tube approx. 12" long and 3" in diameter. The tube's other end was inserted
into his rectum for reasons unknown, and was the cause of his suffocation.
Police found the task of explaining the circumstances of his death to his
family very awkward.

5. Three Brazilian men were flying in a light aircraft at low altitude
when another plane approached. It appears that they decided to moon the
occupants of the other plane, but lost control of their own aircraft and
crashed.
They were all found dead in the wreckage with their pants around their
ankles.

4. A 22-year-old, Glade Drive, Reston, VA, man was found dead after he
tried to use octopus straps to bungee jump off a 70 foot railroad trestle.
Fairfax County police said Eric Barcia, a fast-food worker, taped a bunch of
these straps together, wrapped one end around one foot, anchored the other
end
to the trestle at Lake Accotink Park, jumped and hit the pavement. Warren
Carmichael, a police spokesman, said investigators think Barcia was
alone, because his car was found nearby. "The length of the cord that he
assembled was greater than the distance between the trestle and the ground,"
Carmichael said. Police say the apparent cause of death was "Major trauma."

3. A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites. It seems that he and a
friend were playing a game of catch, using the rattlesnake as a ball.
The friend, no doubt a future Darwin Awards candidate, was hospitalized.

2. Employees in a medium sized warehouse in west Texas noticed the smell
of a gas leak. Sensibly Management evacuated the building, extinguishing
all potential sources of ignition; lights, power, etc. After the building
had been evacuated, two technicians from the gas company were dispatched.
Upon entering the building, they found they had difficulty navigating in the
dark. To their frustration, none of the lights worked. Witnesses later
described the sight of one of the technicians reaching into his pocket
and retrieving an object that resembled a cigarette lighter. Upon operation
of the lighter-like object, the gas in the warehouse exploded, sending
pieces of it up to three miles away. Nothing was found of the technicians,
but
the lighter was virtually untouched by the explosion.. The technician
suspected of causing the blast had never been thought of as bright by his
peers.

AND THE WINNER IS...

1. Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Everitt Sanchez
tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course.
Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez
managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum in the machine.
Much
to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning the crank on
the machine with Sanchez's scrotum in place, thus wedging them solidly in
the mechanism. Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain,
collapsed and tumbled from his perch. Unfortunately for Sanchez, the height
of the
ball washer was more than a foot higher off the ground than his testicles
are in
a normal stance, and the scrotum was the weakest link. Sanchez's
scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was plucked
from him forever and remained in the ball washer, while the other testicle
was compressed and flattened as it was pulled between the housing of the
washer, and the rotating machinery inside. To add insult to injury, Sanchez
broke a new $300.00 driver that he had just purchased from the proshop, and
was
using to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to th

Бляо Дун, 28-10-2004 14:55:39

Окончание:
to the hospital for
surgery, and the remaining threesome was asked to leave the course.

NB: This last one wouldn't normally count, because the idiot didn't die.
But because he can not reproduce as a result of his qualifying act of
stupidity, we have allowed it.

ODESSIT, 28-10-2004 16:18:57

Бля, памятник чилавеческой тупасти! Извращенец в подвале захлебнулся собссным дирьмом. Ахтунг йобаный. Че же он такое сожрал?

МАСТУРБАТОР, 28-10-2004 17:15:04

смиялсо!!! золото беспесды таво заслуживает

Максимко, 28-10-2004 19:04:29

Про водолаза история вымышленная. Одно время она была очень популярна и появилось несколько опровержений с описанием вертолетных систем пожаротушения. Выходило, что с водолазом такого произойти не могло.

ДРЯНЬКА, 28-10-2004 20:10:11

Я в шоке! Вот чё бывает кода народу делать нехуй! Но все же заебато, а чуваку вместо 6-го надо было 1-ое место дать!:)

RеdHat, 29-10-2004 00:05:30

Андрей бля, а пачиму пидоров в апзоре нет??

borodad, 29-10-2004 00:46:47

Да баян это про яйтса. В разных вариантах уже полжизни слышу нах.

..., 29-10-2004 02:41:03

заметьте что в призерах одни пендосые мериканцы!
о чОм это говорит?

Собака Качалова, 29-10-2004 03:44:04

маладец афтар. уссаться беспесды

Симён Симёныч Гарбункофф, 29-10-2004 04:47:54

старая, но ахуеная новасть. Андрюха, смишно написал нах!!!

Пиздрочмокл, 29-10-2004 05:30:11

Наебал афтар, ни хуйа не новасть, учись песать, незачот адназначна

Нэкосан, 29-10-2004 06:02:39

:)

СРУЛ, 29-10-2004 06:21:19

новасть жжот биспизды!

Исчо ниразу ниспесдел, 29-10-2004 06:58:29

Забиваю в рейтинге для себя 1000000 место и ниибёт.

Коклюш , 29-10-2004 08:01:48

ааааааа блляя афтар рассмешил... гыгы

Заибун, 29-10-2004 08:02:50

Так ржал, чуть крофь из носа ни пашла!
Афтару респектище! Патешил беспесды!

Мавыр, 29-10-2004 08:12:39

афтару и каментам гранд риспект!

маргенал, 29-10-2004 11:36:36

афтар жжот блять! риспект!

маёимя, 01-11-2004 08:33:15

абассалась нах