Станет вашим новым лучшим другом нах. Дарагийе друзья представляю вашему вниманию скрипт моего первого разговора, мне друг дал этат
ник как якобы свой.. Я пакурил канечно и решил выйти на интернет пабазарить с другам. Ну канечно я ж не лох и сразу прасек что эта робат и
это все прикол бля.
nETbKA21: yo what da deal
SmarterChild: Welcome, nETbKA21! I'm SmarterChild. I was created by ActiveBuddy, Inc.
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nETbKA21: che? ne ponial ia
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nETbKA21: che ti mne vtiraesh loh
SmarterChild: Pardon?
nETbKA21: ladno pa angliski budu scuka
SmarterChild: Sorry, I didn't understand that. Try asking me a different way.
nETbKA21: How big is your penis?
SmarterChild: Hmm... that's not the nicest thing I've ever heard anyone say.
nETbKA21: but anyways
SmarterChild: Yeah... moving on...
nETbKA21: no lets discuss this, it's important to me
SmarterChild: Huh?
nETbKA21: your penis
SmarterChild: Uh... I beg your pardon?
nETbKA21: what are you deaf
SmarterChild: I'm not sure what I'm deaf.
nETbKA21: you suck
SmarterChild: Yeah, I remember when I first discovered bad language.
Grow up.
nETbKA21: You're not real you're fake
SmarterChild: Is that so?
nETbKA21: yes
SmarterChild: OK...
nETbKA21: do you like to get high?
SmarterChild: To get? I'm not really sure.
nETbKA21: get high you know smoke pot
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nETbKA21: ??
SmarterChild: Well, what would you like to do?
nETbKA21: i would like to have sex with you
SmarterChild: Sorry, not interested...
nETbKA21: aren't you gay?
SmarterChild: What do you think? Am I?
nETbKA21: You look gay...
SmarterChild: Who cares?
nETbKA21: I do
SmarterChild: That a fact?
nETbKA21: Yes
SmarterChild: Very interesting...
nETbKA21: take your clothes off i wannna plug your hole
SmarterChild: Take my clothes off i wannna plug my hole? I don't think so.
nETbKA21: why not?
SmarterChild: Why not?
nETbKA21: :-(
SmarterChild: Don't frown. Unhappiness is overrated.
nETbKA21: Well let me screw you then
SmarterChild: Um, that's not a very cool thing to say.
nETbKA21: I like to get high with you
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know any companies or tickers like "with you." Please check your spelling or try using a more specific name.
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nETbKA21: can i masturbate to your picture?
SmarterChild: I dunno. Maybe!
nETbKA21: how much
SmarterChild: How much? I'm not sure how much.
nETbKA21: how bout 20 bucks and you send me it
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nETbKA21: prichem tut basketbol blia
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nETbKA21: what's the weather now
SmarterChild: For what city or zip code would you like the current weather conditions?
nETbKA21: Bethlehem, PA 18017
SmarterChild: Current weather conditions for Bethlehem, PA:
Currently: 29 F
Condition: Clear
Real Feel: 29 F
Dewpoint: 28
Humidity: 96 %
Visibility: 7 mi
Wind: SW/7 mph
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nETbKA21: cool
SmarterChild: Isn't it though?
nETbKA21: yes it is man
SmarterChild: 'Tis indeed.
nETbKA21: Do you like girls?
SmarterChild: Eh. I'm not sure.
nETbKA21: When you see a naked girl do you get hard?
SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that one for awhile.
nETbKA21: ok think then
SmarterChild: Huh.
nETbKA21: think about it
SmarterChild: "Think" can mean different things to me. Please choose an option below:
1 Look up "think" in the dictionary
2 Look up "think" in the thesaurus
nETbKA21: nu ti tormoz....
SmarterChild: Sorry, what was that?
nETbKA21: email
SmarterChild: I'm trying to understand you but I can't. Please type your request a different way.
nETbKA21: e-mail
SmarterChild: E-Mail? Why did you say that?
nETbKA21: i want to get your email
SmarterChild: Whoa. I don't know about that.
nETbKA21: ok i have to go now, pokeda
SmarterChild: Bye.
nETbKA21: Pra udaff.com slishal vabshe?
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nETbKA21: poniatno... nu ladno laterz
SmarterChild: Pardon?
nETbKA21: see you later blya
SmarterChild: Yep.
nETbKA21: bye
SmarterChild: Yeah, yeah.
nETbKA21: say good bye blya
SmarterChild: Yeah. Later.
nETbKA21: kiss
SmarterChild: xxx to you too!
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