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Робат-Ебобат 28-10-2004 11:55:53
Второй бля авечька 28-10-2004 11:58:02
ф 3???? авечька 28-10-2004 11:58:20
нет Уебан 28-10-2004 12:01:49
Третий и ниибаца РумЫн 28-10-2004 12:01:57
5? РумЫн 28-10-2004 12:02:09
7 Уебан 28-10-2004 12:02:15
Во бля нахуй не успел гражданин Фильтруйбазаров 28-10-2004 12:02:24
смишно блять Робат-Ебобат 28-10-2004 12:02:54
Пазитиф, автор! Заебца! Пятому месту - форвард! Foxbat 28-10-2004 12:03:44
Нмда... 6ое место - пиздец всему... Мужик разодетый под школьницу с противогазом в задницу воткнУтым.. Как представил себе это зрелище - чуть со смеху не загнулся Мацал Кошек 28-10-2004 12:13:27
авечька28-10-2004 15:58 нет минет...Бу-га-га! мигакор 28-10-2004 12:14:16
малако с бензинам крута. и йищо круто кагда мужик в женцком парике задахнулся сопцтвенными газами из жёпы. этаму далбайобу вапще надо памитник невйибенный церетели заказать чтоп другим далбайобам или сабирайущимся ими стать было непавадно. вот. Мацал Кошек 28-10-2004 12:15:38
а если чесна - новасть песдецц устарела. Мацал Кошек 28-10-2004 12:17:40
но смишно фсё равно беспесды assKiller 28-10-2004 12:25:48
ф 20-ке Энжынер ИликтраПалафойСвйази 28-10-2004 12:32:08
Новасть хорошая, но баян. А Дарвиновская премия потому, что все эти смерти являюцца естественным отбором, т.е. природа сама избавляеца от далбаебаф Балаганнах 28-10-2004 12:32:46
бля всем атделом ржали, асобенна кагда яйтса оторвало. мухи насрали 28-10-2004 12:36:54
пиздатые новины. "начал... сибя никантралировать" - просто охуительно! контра 28-10-2004 12:40:55
злорадно ржал Чмопиздрокл 28-10-2004 12:41:17
пятое место - ахтунк галимый контра 28-10-2004 12:44:09
6-е место- вот уж внотуре АХТУНК! вынос тела через 15 минут 28-10-2004 12:45:17
шестое место - явный ахтунг. поделом! Александр Григорьевич Лукашенко 28-10-2004 12:50:27
Обычно не читаю, но это пиздец как весило. пиздобол 28-10-2004 12:53:42
Пиздец на свете далбоебов. А почему ни одного русского нет? вито (слышу голоса) 28-10-2004 13:02:20
ха ха ха блять Нехуйовый Тузик 28-10-2004 13:02:34
Блять. Это что то старое кажеца Отто Пыр 28-10-2004 13:05:54
пиздобол 28-10-2004 16:53 ты первый! .... а хуле такие вопросы задайош Vikksa 28-10-2004 13:07:05
а чё бы и ни захуйарить! Миня тут адин проста учит пральна разгаваривать))) гы))) Пикур 28-10-2004 13:07:22
Андрюханах! ЖЖОШ temma 28-10-2004 13:07:29
Забавно )) Флинт 28-10-2004 13:10:46
это уже не новость нихуя. далбайобы они визде далбайобы, хуле. местами правда улыбнуло. Vikksa 28-10-2004 13:11:18
Ну а хуля не постить? Дайобываю)) йобнутый 28-10-2004 13:14:19
афтар напесал ахуенна !!! хто протифф пусть разабйот сибе ибала ап стенку са ста метрафф !!! Rous 28-10-2004 13:15:56
ржал так што праслезилсо Vikksa 28-10-2004 13:17:06
А прет миня от перванаха, вот и хуйарю)) Или апять даебывайу))) я забыл подписацца, асёл 28-10-2004 13:21:48
А так чо скажут... Vikksa 28-10-2004 13:22:26
аслиха я, я женчина!)))))) ss#2 (драчу на сандру насич) 28-10-2004 13:37:34
зачёт. ПалНамоченый 28-10-2004 13:55:12
Билять, автар! Нильзя так до слёзной истерики давадить людей. Чуть не помер ат смеха. Если п помер, был бы в дисятке нах притиндентаф на премию. Errorneous 28-10-2004 14:01:57
Посмиялсо... Супружеский изменщик 28-10-2004 14:12:19
охуенно смешно. мегариспект афтару! НАХ 28-10-2004 14:15:45
Дык билять уже ни новоссть нихуйа! Но абъеботано прекольна. Респект. 2- Vikksa28-10-2004 17:22 Былоп-чем гардицца! Йасен пень,- аслиха! Ссама ат сибя прецца! oval 28-10-2004 14:15:55
Есть! Есть и русские в этом списке. Короче, отправили ремонтную бригаду какого-то нахуйэнерго ЛЭП починять. Ну приехали они на место, повыбрасывали весь инструмент из кузова и давай сами разгружаться. Так вот долбоёб умудрился не глядя приземлиться точно очком на лом, который ! воткнулся ! в землю. А ещё один мудила поехал покататься на ИЖике (двухколёсная такая хуйня), а чтоб не продуло одел телогрейку задом наперёд. Ну видно бухнул слегка и улетел в канаву, лежит там в несознанке, а тут мимо односельчане проезжали - смотрят свой. Ёбтыть да он же шею себе свернул! (видать тоже синие были) и совместными усилиями хрясь её обратно. Тут ему пиздец окончательный и настал. НАХ 28-10-2004 14:18:05
Да диствитильна жалака што Расия ни участвуит. навирняка идеотофф ни меньше! Эмбецыл Бес Будущива 28-10-2004 14:19:08
Патешыл,патешыл.....Далбаебизм бес границ..... НАХ 28-10-2004 14:20:12
2-oval28-10-2004 18:15 Нихуййа! Эта фсе байки па типу баик скорай помащи. АхтунгБля Капут !!!!!! 28-10-2004 14:41:20
грят годикаф так **дцать назад такую премию присудили вадалазу.... он сцука сгарел на дериве ва время лиснова пажара . Твм вирталетнах набирал вады в озире гиде эта далбаебина купулась...или драчила пака жина не видит.. или рфбак ипала = хуй с ним . Иво зачирпнули проста а патом вылили на несчаснае дериво . Вот так - бляв гринпис ззачислен без фсупитыльных !!!!! Бляо Дун 28-10-2004 14:54:44
Оригинал тута, беспесды: Darwin Awards are out for 2003 Yes, these are all true. They are finally out again. It's an annual honour given to the person who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way. Last year's winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine which toppled over on top of him as he was attempting to tip a free soda out of it. And the nominees this year in reverse order are: 7. A young Canadian man, searching for a way of getting drunk cheaply, because he had no money with which to buy alcohol, mixed gasoline with milk. Not surprisingly, this concoction made him ill, and he vomited into the fireplace in his house. This resulting explosion and fire burned his house down, killing both him and his sister. 6. A 34-year-old white male found dead in the basement of his home died of suffocation, according to police. He was approximately 6' 2" tall and weighed 225 pounds. He was wearing a pleated skirt, white bra, black and white saddle shoes, and a woman's wig. It appeared that he was trying to create a schoolgirl's uniform look. He was also wearing a military gas mask that had the filter canister removed and a rubber hose attached in its place. The other end of the hose was connected to one end of a hollow tube approx. 12" long and 3" in diameter. The tube's other end was inserted into his rectum for reasons unknown, and was the cause of his suffocation. Police found the task of explaining the circumstances of his death to his family very awkward. 5. Three Brazilian men were flying in a light aircraft at low altitude when another plane approached. It appears that they decided to moon the occupants of the other plane, but lost control of their own aircraft and crashed. They were all found dead in the wreckage with their pants around their ankles. 4. A 22-year-old, Glade Drive, Reston, VA, man was found dead after he tried to use octopus straps to bungee jump off a 70 foot railroad trestle. Fairfax County police said Eric Barcia, a fast-food worker, taped a bunch of these straps together, wrapped one end around one foot, anchored the other end to the trestle at Lake Accotink Park, jumped and hit the pavement. Warren Carmichael, a police spokesman, said investigators think Barcia was alone, because his car was found nearby. "The length of the cord that he assembled was greater than the distance between the trestle and the ground," Carmichael said. Police say the apparent cause of death was "Major trauma." 3. A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites. It seems that he and a friend were playing a game of catch, using the rattlesnake as a ball. The friend, no doubt a future Darwin Awards candidate, was hospitalized. 2. Employees in a medium sized warehouse in west Texas noticed the smell of a gas leak. Sensibly Management evacuated the building, extinguishing all potential sources of ignition; lights, power, etc. After the building had been evacuated, two technicians from the gas company were dispatched. Upon entering the building, they found they had difficulty navigating in the dark. To their frustration, none of the lights worked. Witnesses later described the sight of one of the technicians reaching into his pocket and retrieving an object that resembled a cigarette lighter. Upon operation of the lighter-like object, the gas in the warehouse exploded, sending pieces of it up to three miles away. Nothing was found of the technicians, but the lighter was virtually untouched by the explosion.. The technician suspected of causing the blast had never been thought of as bright by his peers. AND THE WINNER IS... 1. Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Everitt Sanchez tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course. Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum in the machine. Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning the crank on the machine with Sanchez's scrotum in place, thus wedging them solidly in the mechanism. Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch. Unfortunately for Sanchez, the height of the ball washer was more than a foot higher off the ground than his testicles are in a normal stance, and the scrotum was the weakest link. Sanchez's scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was plucked from him forever and remained in the ball washer, while the other testicle was compressed and flattened as it was pulled between the housing of the washer, and the rotating machinery inside. To add insult to injury, Sanchez broke a new $300.00 driver that he had just purchased from the proshop, and was using to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to th Бляо Дун 28-10-2004 14:55:39
Окончание: to the hospital for surgery, and the remaining threesome was asked to leave the course. NB: This last one wouldn't normally count, because the idiot didn't die. But because he can not reproduce as a result of his qualifying act of stupidity, we have allowed it. ODESSIT 28-10-2004 16:18:57
Бля, памятник чилавеческой тупасти! Извращенец в подвале захлебнулся собссным дирьмом. Ахтунг йобаный. Че же он такое сожрал? |